Alternative Careers for Bollywood Actors

“What would you be if not a star?” is probably the most common question that are asked to actors. Here is a list of alternative career options for the following bollywood actors :

1.Ritesh Deshmukh: Makeover consultant- after looking better as a female in his drag role, women would take his advise very seriously. Maybe men would too, if they aspired to be drag queens.

2.Kareena Kapoor: Genealogist-just tracking the various branches of her own family would keep her busy.

3.Abhishek Bachchan: Abhishek might take up anything in his life but would still fail. The only career alternative I’d like to offer Abhishek is to become Mr. India and go invisible.

4.Amrita Arora: Full time house-wife. It seems like she has already found her dream job which certainly was not acting.

5.Anil Kapoor: Hair-Transplant surgeon/donor. You know exactly what i’m talking about here.

6.Ram Gopal Verma:  Ram Gopal Verma’s icing on all the disasters! If ‘RGV Ki Aag’ went up in flames, Nisha (Priyanka) Kothari is the one who left the ‘gas’ on!  Unfortunately there are no career alternatives for Ram Gopal Verma. I just hope he retires soon.

7.Sunny Deol: I’ve been told Sunny Paaji lifts a tractor every morning to flex his biceps. Well with that dhai kilo ka haath, never too late to be a WWF wrestler.

8.Vivek Oberoi: Organizing acting workshops. He says he is a great actor and thinks he has proved it in some of his previous films. Maybe he should show his acting workshop students PRINCE and then we’ll see how his workshop goes.

9.Tusshar Kapoor: This guy should start acting in t.v serials. Even though I liked his role in Golmaal, I don’t think there are many roles out there where you aren’t supposed to speak in the entire movie. Solution? small screen. Didi Ekta kapoor to the rescue again!

10.Bobby Deol: Soldier. Don’t ask me why.

11.Rakhi Sawant:  PR- expert. If someone like Rakhi Sawant can make money by advertising herself all the time, then I guess anything is possible in life.

12.Suniel Shetty: Waiter in a south-indian restaurant. I think this is the perfect job for him. He is already used to being called ‘Anna‘ and besides that, he is ‘Chaubees Ghante Chaukanna’ which fits the job requirement perfectly.